[Gossip] Hugh Hefner's New Girlfriends
Posted by AJ Grey on 10.09.2008
19 year old twins...
So now that Hugh Hefner and his previous three girlfriends, Holly, Kendra, and Bridget, are all finished, he has moved on to two new girlfriends -- 19 year old twins. Kristina and Karissa Shannon have posed for Playboy before and will be featured on the next season of Girls Next Door.
This guy is a delusional asshole. Someone tell this 90-year-old man to grow the fuck up.
Posted By: D-Steak (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 01:46 PM
They are hotter than the others!!
Posted By: Trent (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 01:46 PM
they kind of creep me out...
Posted By: Guest#9448 (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 01:49 PM
This is fucking sick.
Posted By: Dude (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 01:56 PM
Damn Hef. 82 years old and drops 3 gorgeous blondes to update to two younger gorgeous blondes, who are twins! Any man who don't respect Hef's pimp status is hating plain and simple.
Posted By: Playa (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 01:57 PM
Why do i have a good feeling the other three girls will end up dating the following
1. Rock stars
2. NFL players
3. B-list actors.
Honestly their too hot and stupid not to become trophy girlfriends again.
Posted By: Davis (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 01:57 PM
the empty look on his face is him realizing he should've kept the other 3 instead of these dumb bitches. the show will tank without the original Holly, Bridget and Kendra.
Posted By: jp (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 02:11 PM
To put it in perspective, I'm 31 and have reached the point of feeling creepy when I eye 19 year olds. These girls are live in prostitutes and Hef knows it. Someone needs to take away his Viagra and teach him to play checkers. I get that marriage isn't for everyone and that's fine, but this is sick.
Posted By: Shockmaster (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 02:16 PM
D-Steak you are just jealous of the blonde leaning against the 90 year old man. Get over it. No matter how hard you wish for it, not even the seniors will take you.
Posted By: WhiteRoom (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 02:16 PM
when old man Hef needs a surrogate penis he knows where to find me.
just behind that incredibly hot ass on the right!
Posted By: Jake Fury (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 02:17 PM
the other 3 were better, but as always it's good to be hef.
Posted By: hellboysetsfire (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 02:20 PM
daddy issues anyone?
Posted By: adam (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 02:34 PM
again, i feel sorry for these girls. they have a dream of making it in hollywood. so they resort to fondling the prune sack of a decomposing playboy.
Posted By: jd (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 02:44 PM
Hey, people can call these ladies whores or whatever, but lots of chicks get off on the idea of fucking an old or ugly dude... Remember fellas, little girls grow up watching Beauty and The Beast or some such archetype and don't give a shit about looks... At least not in the same perspective as we do.
Posted By: I equal ratings (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 02:52 PM
These girls do not like him. They are in it for the $ and the TV show.
Posted By: Marcus (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 03:01 PM
It's good to be Hef. Even if this is a downgrade. Buy low, sell high. Get rid of the car after the odometer turns. Damn, I'm jealous. :)
Posted By: Alyaz (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 03:05 PM
They are only 19? They look older. And yeah this guy is gross.
Posted By: Wizzle (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 03:20 PM
Holy crap, they're orange.
Posted By: TheRyno665 (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 03:38 PM
I don't care how fake Holly and Kendra and Bridget may or may not (or probably may) have been, they need to get these girls their doctor(s)'s numbers right away. Combined, they've got less breast tissue than any of the last three individually.
Posted By: Wyatt (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 03:44 PM
Don't blame Hef, the chicks are wiling to do it for fame.
And Hef's the man...82 and still killin' it..
Posted By: Ant-LOX (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 03:51 PM
Yeah cry some more about Hef-- you're not jealous. Why can't you just give the man his props?
Posted By: M:-X (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 04:09 PM
D-Streak, or should I say D-Bag, Hugh Hefner is the realization of the American Dream for all men out there. Face it, you want to be him just like I and every other dude in this country does.
Posted By: Essa Rios (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 04:23 PM
The sensible gentleman my parents tried to raise me to be is saying: Mr Hefner, your behavior is disturbing and the fact that these women keep flocking to you is off-putting.
The young 'dude' in me is saying: Keep Pimping Hef.
and the rational part of my brain is just saying: Dude if you can get away with it go for it.
Posted By: Davis (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 04:52 PM
Holly was hot, even (especially) with her huge fake breasts, Bridget was super hot, with her huge real breasts, and Kendra was... annoying, but she had nice breasts, so I'll give her a pass.
These new bimbos have nice faces, but their bodies look so scrawny and flat that Paris Hilton looks like Jennifer Hudson in comparison. Hef definitely traded down in this deal. These girls suck.
Posted By: Zingy (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 04:53 PM
throw some d's on that bitch(es)
Posted By: brian (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 05:08 PM
are these pictures not doing justice or do these chicks not have big chests? That would be a rarity for a Hef gf
Posted By: Ken Schmidt (Registered) on October 09, 2008 at 05:25 PM
He found TWIN Paris Hilton clones?
Posted By: CM Wolf (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 05:25 PM
power to hef but those chicks'dad must be super pissed!
Posted By: furey (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 05:33 PM
I bet when these girls are interviewed, none of them listed "Banging an 80 year old man" as one of their turn ons.... Go Hef
Posted By: Guest#2512 (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 06:26 PM
Nice trade
Posted By: FFL Fanatic (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 06:46 PM
I wonder what attracted them to the multi millionaire Hugh Hefner.
Posted By: Guest#3723 (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 07:02 PM
Its a well known fact Hef has sex with his girlfriends, and often at the same time. I'm sure its not super-porno 4-some like, but if you're these girls, aren't you a little weirded out watching your sister take a 90 year old guys' dick while you wait your turn to do it?
Also, since when are the other three out? I thought they were all getting their own TV shows in addition to staying on Girls Next Door. And I thought the Holly one really wanted to have Hef's baby and basically be his wife? She's just going to walk away from that now?
Posted By: Manbearpig (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 07:49 PM
Quick, someone call Stone Cold Steve Austin...these bitches need a beating!!!
Posted By: vince (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 08:26 PM
Hef,,, u da man!!
Posted By: Spiderguy72 (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 08:55 PM
Manbearpig -
By Hef's admission, Holly's been pulling away for 6 months since they discovered he wouldn't be able to father children, invitro or naturally.
The others were rumored to be getting their own shows for a while. I've personally seen them filming, and Kendra was only friendly with the other two when the cameras were rolling. After wrap, she's off on her own. Bridget's 35...I'm sure she wants to do her own thing before she's too old since it was obvious Hef wasn't as in to her.
Hef himself (he's only 82, not 90 like people have been saying) is a cartoon of himself. He can't even drink Jack and Coke anymore...it's caff free diet pepsi with a splash of Jack. I know this for fact, since I've poured them.
It will be interesting twice a year when they travel to Las Vegas. The 3 girls before drank like fish...will the 19 year olds be served?
Posted By: MizzouGypsy (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 09:29 PM
Keepin it real , real creepy!!!
Posted By: thedouce (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 10:09 PM
Its a downtrade but yep, he is the MAN.
Worse stuff goes on in VIP rooms in clubs, so I'm sure 19 yr olds drinking will be happening.
Posted By: kinaj (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 10:14 PM
BEST. COMMENTS. EVER.
Posted By: ObamaFoYoMama (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 10:33 PM
Shockmaster:
You are just too conservative. Hef is the man. You wouldnt get 1/10 of the tail his got during his lifetime. even if you were re-incarnated 5 times.
Posted By: Guest#1903 (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 11:06 PM
They were talking about the 3 girls on the Stern show, and according to people that have been to the mansion Hef's "girlfriends" are treated like slaves. Well-kept slaves, but a golden cage is still a cage.
Posted By: Scott B (Guest) on October 09, 2008 at 11:16 PM
good for you hef, those last three were starting to think they were celebrities. way to put them in their place as just "glorified sluts". you choose to sell yourself out for money and fame by dating a 80 year old man with 2 other girls, hope it springboards you to something that was worth sucking on his wrinkly c*ck
Posted By: Joe (Guest) on October 10, 2008 at 12:28 AM
anyone criticizing him is just plain jealous. have fun marrying some average plain looking chick and having her get all fat and dumpy after shitting out 2.5 kids or whatever. while meanwhile this dude is getting the hottest young girls in the country, and they're all legal so who cares?
Posted By: Dan (Guest) on October 10, 2008 at 12:39 AM
Is there any doubt who truly rules the earth? And if you doubt I'm sure DoubleH can send some "Representatives" to convince you otherwise.
Posted By: TheR (Guest) on October 10, 2008 at 03:42 AM
Gentlemen...
i am about to drop the dime on HH for his ability to have these women close to him...
Money... he pays these women about 1 million dollars a year to be his "escorts" and roommates.
no one should be shocked!
Posted By: Bobbay (Guest) on October 10, 2008 at 05:12 AM
Good for him. He's a man, and he's living his life his own way. Fuck everybody else, I say, he's a Pimp King and he deserves the props. :D
I mean, "it's about the money". DUH. What's the point in earning money at all if you're not using it to get blown by twins?
Posted By: Frank (Guest) on October 10, 2008 at 03:19 PM
dude really i agree with what this other person said like about how the show is so going to drop without the orignals! damn dude i loved them all!i like freakin grew up watching them! [hey look i didn't say that in a nasty way i'm a 14 year old girl HELLO!]but seriously that makes me sad!
Posted By: Sammy (Guest) on October 14, 2008 at 07:56 PM
